“Robinson Half Chest” Appears to be Authentic Tea Party Artifact

-by Jon Cotton

Any interesting falsehood becomes “tour guide truth.”  Rumor and speculation are so ingrained in the culture that already within bostontourguide.org’s short two weeks it has seemed an editorial forced move to write a few myth-slaying articles.  Delilah has even started a column called “Truth and the Tales We Tell.”  Idiomatically, one must “wear big boots” to navigate the information disseminated to our guests.  This article is in praise of a museum site which surprised me with its integrity and forced me to recalibrate my evaluative bearings.

The real McCoy

The real McCoy

It began two days ago when I visited the Tea Party Museum (officially “Boston Tea Party Ships and Museum”).  I wrote an article which was very positive, and before I published it I emailed a draft to a knowledgeable tour guide, and also to the the executive director of the museum, Shawn Ford.  Shawn asked me to call him.

“I don’t want to dispute anything that’s a matter of opinion,” he said, “but…” and he referred to my treatment of the “Robinson Half Chest.”  I had used the description “an actual chest from the Boston Tea Party” together with the phrase “so they say.”

“That bothers me,” he said.

I didn’t want to alienate Shawn, but I’m committed to journalistic integrity, so I cautiously said “Okay… is there a reason to believe it’s authentic?”  His answer excited me and surprised me.  It turns out the Robinson Half Chest has been subjected to the kind of forensic investigation you see on criminal shows.  The chest was sent to a company near Chicago called McCrone Associates.

I hung up the phone, and in private eye mode I dialed Chicago and got Joe Barabe on the horn, the man who did the analysis.  The museum spent fifty thousand dollars to investigate the chest.  The result was that particles were detected consistent with the uses to which the Robinson family put the chest – it was used as a receptacle for school supplies – but it was also found to be constructed of wood local to Boston, to have paint residue from the period, and to have residue of tea and of salt water.

The Robinson family lives in Texas but traces its ancestry to Boston, to John Robinson, who was 15 years old in 1773.  He was walking along the beach, so the story goes, and he ran into this chest near Griffin’s Wharf which had not been properly destroyed.  My research indicates that in the days just after the tea was thrown, parties were sent out to ensure that any chests still floating about were properly destroyed.

My skepticism had come from the common knowledge that the tea party was conducted under solemn conditions of conduct: identities were to be kept secret, property was not to be destroyed – and no tea was to be taken!  However, John Robinson is not known to have been one of the sons of liberty, did not fall under its constraints, and was of a rash enough age to steal such a chest and hide it in his house.

Of course it can’t be proven mathematically that the chest was thrown from one of the Boston ships.  The claim can only conform to the standards of historiography.  But, to my happy surprise, it seems to do that.

Owner of Mike’s Pastry in the North End Dies

-by Jon Cotton

The owner of iconic Mike’s Pastry shop in the North End died Tuesday.  He was 90 years old.  Michael Mercogliano started Mike’s Pastry in 1946.  Mike’s Pastry’s facebook page reported the death immediately.  Mercogliano was a benefactor.  According to the Boston Globe article,  he “threw his support behind local charities, always saying yes when he was asked dozens of times per year for donations.”

His wife, Anette Mercogliano, is nice too.  I met her about three years ago on my trolley.  She went only from the Long Wharf to the Constitution, but she gave me a 20-dollar tip.  I have maintained a very positive impression of her ever since.  She was gracious and kind, and when I discovered, early on in the tour, that she was Mike’s wife, I explained to the guests her significance.  I have always described Mike’s as “an iconic institution of the North End.”  After “Where’s Nathaniel’s Market?” “Where’s Mike’s?” is one of the most common questions on the waterfront.

I came to know her identity early on in the tour due to the following circumstance.  I was doing my best to give an energetic tour, but these three women were talking so loudly that I became irritable.  While passing the Christopher Columbus Park, therefore, I delivered a narrative something like the following: “Christopher Columbus was born in 1451 and made four journeys to America before dying in 1506.  One of the chief marks of Columbus’s greatness was his awareness of others around him.  For example whenever he took a trolley tour, he was always very respectful and polite and spoke quietly so that everyone else could hear the tour guide without any difficulty.  If anyone tried to get him to speak loudly, he refused to do it, so respectful and polite was he to others.”

My respect was immediate when she said “Oh, do you mean us?  Sorry about that.  We’re old friends, all from the North End.”  Then she said who she was.  I was fascinated and immediately made the tour about them.  They all grew up in the North End and had a very North End Italian view and a lot to say – it was the living history and culture of Boston!  It added the greatest value to my tour.  And now once again, unexpectedly, she and her husband and their shop become central to my narration, but this time on a sadder note.

His funeral will be held in the North End on Tuesday.

Boston Tea Party Ships and Museum Gets Tour Guide Thumbs Up

 

It cannot be proven that this chest was not in the Tea Party

It cannot be proven that this chest was not in the Tea Party

This Sunday will be the 239th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.  For many tour guides it is inescapable to discuss the Boston Tea Party of 1773, but many of us decline to send visitors to the Museum due to its affiliation with Old Town Trolley Tours, which for some of us is a competitor; and many others decline to visit the site in person because of the cost ($25.00, and apparently there is no discount for tour guides, though I had been told otherwise).  This morning, Bostontourguide.org, accompanied by Segway tour guide Jay Arr of Boston by Segway, checked out the Museum so that you can be in the know.

First of all, something free.  On the 16th, the Museum will be free for all visitors from 10am to 1pm.  Then at 4pm there will be a re-enactment beginning at the Old South Meeting House and following the traditional route to the sea.

Many of us gazed in passing during the recent season to see how the new Museum would fare, having last year garnered 27 million dollars for the construction of the new site (18M in loan from the MCCA, 3M from a grant from the city, and 6M in their own money).  From my trolley, crawling along the Moakley Bridge like a stalker, the Museum looked pretty slow.

But inside there was magic.  It begins with a fiery speech by an actor, who is “Sam Adams.”

Sam Adams makes clear to us that we are being treated unfairly

Sam Adams makes clear to us that we are being treated unfairly

After this short rally, Adams’ assistant leads the group out a back door, down the gangway, to one of the ships.  Here the audience is rallied by another patriot, and throws some tea chests into the harbor, our chaperone helping to contrive a general hue and cry, before leading us back into the building to see a fascinating 3D presentation.  The rooms exude colonial elegance, and one feels one could really be in period rooms.  Next our chaperone leads us into a room full of 18th century portraits, and we see the “Robinson half-chest,” an actual chest from the tea party of 1773 (I had been skeptical of this, but Shawn Ford convinced me of its authenticity based on extensive forensic analysis.  Check tomorrow for an article on the Robinson Half Chest).  The audience is now asked to turn around, and suddenly two prominent portraits, one of King George III, the other of Sam Adams, come alive in vivid Harry Potter style and begin a poignant, several minutes-long, relevant debate.  We are lead into a neighboring room where a film is presented depicting the outbreak of Revolution in April 1775.

The museum presents information before and after the Tea Party, going as far forward as the 20th century and backward to just a little before the Tea Party.  In this way, the museum offers a lens that goes back and forth through time over the Tea Party from one direction, then the other, in order to place the event in context.

The scholarship is tour guide worthy, the media presentations are theatrically sophisticated, and the “cast members” are warm and responsive.  As the final film ends, the National Anthem is explained, then sung, and one person in the room struggled to wipe tears from his eyes before the lights came up in order to explain to the executive director, Shawn Ford, that he had come to write a story for bostontourguide.org.

One last word.  If you want to learn about the Boston Tea Party for any reason, the museum’s website is an impressive resource.

Thank you to Executive Director Shawn Ford for his assistance.

Truth and the Tales We Tell: Mother Goose not in Granary

This brief rebuttal of standard fare was submitted yesterday by Delilah Webb, continuing her popular column “Truth and the Tales We Tell.”

If you were to stand in front of the Granary Burying Ground for a few hours listening to the snippet of audible narrative from passing tour buses, you’d frequently hear a common untruth espoused: that the beloved children’s author Mother Goose is buried within.  This is not the case!  There are two women named Goose in this cemetery, both wives of an affluent landowner named Isaac Goose – but the stories attributed to MG, as well as the pseudonym, can be traced to a century prior to their lives in France!

In my experience discussing the matter with other tour guides, the canard referred to remains stubbornly embedded in Boston tour guide lore, and I suspect many tour guides will stick by their guns to defend the now-traditional conviction that Mother Goose is in the Granary.  But the research of the current writer leads Bostontourguide.org to side with Delilah.

Dispute our position in the reply box below, or begin a new topic thread in the discussion forum.

Clarins Specialist Karen Lurie on Skin Care and the Feminine Face of Boston

Karen Lurie, skin care consultant

Contact Karen at Lord and Taylor 617 262 6000, x244

– by Jon Cotton

Once a rail yard for the Boston and Albany Railroad, the Prudential Center is now a prominent mark on the Boston skyline and a buzzing hub of luxury stores, hotels, a spectacular observatory, and elegant glass architecture.  Many of the guests on our tours stay at the hotels there.  Opening in 1965, the Prudential Tower was once the tallest building in Boston.  As tour guides we either drive by it or see it in the distance during our tours, and many of us mention it or describe it, but how many of us know anything concrete about the culture that works and flows through it?  Well, here is a sample of the mind of one insider.

Women willing to spend on good facial skin care visit Karen Lurie at her Clarins counter at Lord and Taylor, the highest-earning Lord and Taylor Clarins counter in the US after the ones in New York and New Jersey.  “At my price point they’re there because they know on some level that there is credibility to these creams and they’re willing to shell out the money for it,” she said.  “I don’t have roller derby women rolling up to my counter buying a hundred-dollar serum when they can go to Maybelline and buy a foundation for 5 bucks at CVS.”

Surrounded by high-end, world class (expensive) brands like Gucci, Prada, and Tiffany’s, Karen compares herself to Carrie Bradshaw, lead character of HBO production Sex and the City, in her desire to provide blunt, no-nonsense advice to women of Boston about skin care, as Carrie does in the show to women of New York about sex and dating.  Her bottom-line advice to women about facial skin care is “Fix it, don’t cover it up!”  Another point she makes is that Boston women tend to – and should not – spurn colors.

“My clients,” Karen says, “are affluent, educated, polite, and conservative – and often as pale as the early American paintings in the MFA!”  They are “afraid of color,” she says, and can have “washed out faces.”  “They have no color, no inspiration, no pop,” she says, “just safe, boring colors.  Business as usual!  They think bright colors are trashy, cheap, unkempt.  They want to be taken seriously.  Someone wants a lipstick.  I show various colors.  Anything that’s not very pale or safe or conservative is considered not appropriate.”

The most important thing in face care, Karen explains, is the basic health of the skin.  Boston women often cover their face with foundation, she says, rather than seek cures for the skin problems they are covering up.  “I’m not philosophically opposed to foundation now and then,” she says, “but not as a mask.  One’s real face must be involved in the presentation.”  The colloquial phrase “to put my face on,” she says, is too close to the truth.  “You have one face; good skincare regimen with top rated research and plant extracts is an investment,” she says.  Her Clarins products seek to nurture the skin to a healthy, youthful condition.

“Boston women,” she says, “are often less aware than other cultures of the importance of skin care.”  But some women, often asian students, “will seek out the best there is.”  “I put out a product and say ‘This is the best.  It does this, this, this and that.  It costs 82 dollars,’ and people take it.”  With reference to foundation, Karen says, she will sometimes tease saleswomen at neighboring counters (which sell Estee Lauder, Landcome, Chanel, Clinique, Shiseido, and other brands) by pointing to their foundation products and saying “Look at all this brown goop!”

As a representative of the luxury Clarins skincare line at Lord and Taylor in The Prudential Center, Karen Lurie offers free facial demonstrations and advice on skin care.  She manages the third largest-producing clarins counter in the L&T chain.  Lord and Taylor Boston is at 760 Boylston Street.  Call Karen for a free skin time session at 617 262 6000, extension 244.

Bostonian’s Pledge of Allegiance

 

-This post was submitted to bostontourguide.org by a source who prefers to remain anonymous.  Thank you to that source.

Sometimes we are known as Massholes.  We live in Back Bay, the North End, Southie, Beacon Hill, Somerville, Allston, Brighton, Cambridge,JP, Fenway, Dorchesta’, the North and South shores… We club on Landsdowne and shop on Newbury. Everbody has a friend in a band who’s playing at the Middle East that everyone else has got to see.  We don’t take the flowers from those crazy ladies downtown, thinking they’re free. We think that it’s our God-given right to cut someone off in traffic. We think using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.  We always bang a left at the green light, and the on coming traffic always expects it!  We don’t pronouce “R”s (cause that sounds queer). The greatest compliment you can ever give, or get is “That’s Wicked Awesome ” We think that three straight days of 90-degree temperatures is a “Heat Wave”. We Refer to six inches of snow as a “dusting.” Say everything in town is “a five-minute walk.” Wethink that 63-degree ocean water is warm. Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes don’t. A liquor store is called a “packie” and “a drinking problem” means that all the “packies” are all closed. The smallest beer is a pint. It’s not a water fountain; it’s a bubblah. It’s not a trashcan; it’s a barrel. It’s not a shopping cart; “it’s a carriage”. It’s not a purse; “it’s a pocketbook”. They’re not franks; “Fah Christ Sakes” they’re “Hawt Dawgs”. Route 128 is I-95 & I-93 it goes North, South, East, and West. Anything west of 128 is “the boonies”. We call our subway the “T” and it doesn’t run all night. We root for a team who went 86 years without winning the World Series. We say Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player there ever will be. Ted Williams, the greatest hitter tah ever play the game. Tom Brady is “The Man!”, Drew Bledsow is just a water boy, and Bill Bellack can say whatever “the fahk” he wants, when ever “the fahk” he wants to say it. The Bruins always got a chance at the Cup, and we punch anybody who says anything bad about Bobby Orr. I yell “YANKEES SUCK”, and so does my 7 year old cousin, even when the Sox are playing the Tigers. We accept the fact that Johnny Damen goes to the same barber as Benadick Arnorld, but we don’t discuss it.  We work hard. We play harder. Our weekends start Thursday afternoons and sometimes include Tuesday nights. Our “walk of shame” is the morning after when our wallets are empty and we ran out of gas on the Mass Pike. We are guys, girls, black, white, tall, short…smart (and on scholarships), dumb (and owing more than our life’s worth in student loans…). New York Pizza at 1am is the only time we don’t bitch about “Nooh Yawk” We live for : Bars that don’t card, even if were well over 21, Warm days on the common. Cambridgeside Galleria, Copley Square, Downtown Crossing, Sunday Pats Games. Blizzards cancelling classes. Hempfest. Keg parties in Allston. Concerts at the Tweeter Center. Crazy people on the T. Bums asking our broke asses for money. All-nighters in the dorms. Marathon Monday. Drunken cab rides. Waking up in places you don’t remember going to. We think Cape Cod is a little slice of Heaven down here on Earth. We only go to church when were in trouble. We never swim the Charles but we love that dirty water.  We’re defined by the roommates we’ve had, the parties we’ve attended, the classes we’ve taken, the people we’ve kissed…and those that we’ve missed. Nights of laughter. Nights of tears. Hellos, goodbyes, “I’m sorry’s”, “I’ll call you”s, “what’s your major?’s” and everything in between …but most of all, we are the friendships we’ve made and the bonds we’ve built. The people may fade, but the memories never will. We’re just small kids in a big city… The Real Bostonians (Even when were not in Boston).

(-bostontourguide.org is currently seeking writers)

What to do in an Accident: a (Partly) Humorous Look by Trolley Guide Barbie Gillis

When you drive in downtown Boston 8-13 hours a day, your risk of having an accident is much higher than for your average driver. So even if you are the next Ricky Bobby, eventually you will hit something, or something will hit you. So what should you do in such a situation? First and foremost get rid of the body :)

About a week ago I was parked at the trolley stop in front of the State House (which is not the Shaw Memorial kids, but we’ll save that issue for another time). I had my hazard lights flashing as I read the morning news while waiting to start the day.  By news I mean Facebook. Just as I finished reading the heart-warming story about Ashley’s boyfriend being released from prison, Crash! Bam! I was hit by a school bus.

I “liked” the status, then met the other driver outside with little to no profanity. I greeted the bus full of horrified children with a smile and wave. Next, we exchanged paperwork. I took pictures of both vehicles, along with a picture of the other driver’s license, registration, and medical card. I called my dispatcher and was ready to head back to the barn.

Just then a Boston police officer showed up. We gave her all the information she needed to write a report. Then she gave me this great advice.

IF YOU ARE EVER IN AN ACCIDENT PROTECT YOURSELF!

1) Always call or wave down a police officer to do a report. Sometimes stories change after you leave the scene. Then it becomes your word against theirs and quite often people develop “trauma” or “head injury” a week later, when they realize the possible capital gain.

2) If you have passengers make sure they are o.k., and do not let them leave until the police officer arrives to confirm that.

3) Check all of the other driver’s credentials, and make sure they match up: i.e., plate matches registration, med card up to date, hackney badge if required (check picture especially on cab drivers).

4) Notify your dispatcher.

5) Get the police report number from the officer.

6) Take pictures of everything, including the damage to both vehicles.

7)  If necessary get names and phone numbers of witnesses.

Also don’t argue with the driver. Stay calm, follow procedure, and carry on.

IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS ALL TROLLEY DRIVERS SHOULD CARRY:

Your Dispatcher/ Main office
BOSTON POLICE (617) 343-4240
CAMBRIDGE POLICE (617) 349-3300
SUICIDE HOTLINE (877) 870-HOPE (8336)

-Barbie Gillis is a Charlestown native and has been a tour guide at Super Trolley Tours for 2 years.

Beantown Trolley Tour Guide Stephen Collins also Shakespeare Actor and Teacher

Stephen Collins performs Shakespeare

 

by Jon Cotton

To the left is Stephen Collins of Beantown Trolley Tours yesterday performing Shakespeare in Concord.  Many of us tour guides either know him personally or have seen him on the road or have read the reviews he receives from Tripadvisor.  In yesterday’s performance he did pieces from the Tempest, Hamlet, Lear, and three sonnets.  His other performances include impersonations of Walt Whitman and Robert Frost.  He also teaches classes on poetry and literature.  Stephen worked briefly for Old Town in 2006 and has been a tour guide at Beantown Trolley Tours for 6 years.  Visit his website.  His phone number is 978 853 0710.  Stephen describes himself in the following terms:

A Renaissance man, actor, teacher, tour guide, and ex-salesman now much more comfortable doing what he truly loves: performing.

A one-minute recording from yesterday’s superb performance attended by Bostontourguide.org

Earbuds are Illegal While Driving

by Jon Cotton

Last week Boston cyclist (and lawyer) Josh Zisson wrote a blog article on the danger for cyclists of wearing earbuds.  There’s no law against it, but it’s dangerous.  Meanwhile the Massachusetts State Police published a post last week about motorists wearing them.  In Massachusetts it is legal for us to drive with an earbud in one ear but not in both ears.  Here’s what the State Police said:

First responders, including law enforcement and fire and rescue crews, use their emergency lights and sirens to safely navigate the roadways when responding to emergencies. During daylight hours, flashing emergency lights may not be seen as easily as at nighttime, and the only way to for an operator to be warned of the emergency vehicle is from a siren. The concern is the wail from a siren can be drowned out by an operator wearing headphones in both of their ears…

Additionally vehicles registered in Massachusetts are required to get a safety inspection and part of that inspection requires the horn to be in good working order. The horn, when properly used, is a safety signal device used to warn operators of possible collisions and hazards posed from other vehicles or objects in the roadway. The wearing of headphones removes the effectiveness of those warnings, further leaving a driver oblivious of a dangerous situation.

So be aware.  If a police officer sees you wearing earbuds you could be stopped.

-Jon Cotton is a creator of Bostontourguide.org